Birthday Party

Krispy Kreme 6935 South Lindbergh, St. Louis, MO, United States

Why do you think that she is a witch? He hasn't got shit all over him. Well, I didn't vote for you. A newt? Look, my liege! I don't want […]

Kitten Adoption Day

Winchester Mystery House 525 S Winchester Blvd, San Jose, CA, United States

I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. And […]

Dinner Party

The Corn Palace 601 N Main St, Mitchell, SD, United States

Look, my liege! Shut up! Will you shut up?! What a strange person. But you are dressed as one… You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, […]

Weekend Long Adventure

Cambridge University Library West Road, Cambridge, United Kingdom

Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. You don't win friends with salad. I'm a Spalding Gray in a […]

Late Night Party

Party Haus 330 S Broadway Unit 602, Los Angelos, CA, united States

Well, I got better. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may […]

$5

Farmer’s Market

Bamboo Fresh 655 Front St. #108, Lahaina, HI, United States

Who's that then? Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The Lady […]

Rock Concert

Doug Fir Lounge 830 E. Burnside St., Portland, OR, United States

Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. […]

$15 – $40